Tuesday, April 14, 2009

'Deerwood'

We've decided to call mom's forest 'Deerwood'.

'Deerwood' is a perfect name. Mom feeds the forest deer religiously. Some sort of, oh...mythic journey thing I suppose.

This is a convenient name for me to use when I discuss my sustainable forest management practice with the Ministry of Natural Resources (MNR), forest consultants, or people I'm trying to impress. Oh, and I'm gonna start calling it an estate. Yeah, that's good. Snob factor. That'll work.

Though - just a warning to any trespassers or hunters - I prowl the The Deerwood Estate with a silenced chainsaw in one hand and a used toilet brush in the other.

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